Pop Planet

My crazy has a first name, it's P A U L A.
My crazy has a last name, it's A B D U L.

I wonder why they kept the lights low and never zoomed in anywhere near Paula's face? She couldn't have possibly been lip-synching! Say it ain't so!

No Doubt performs a half-assed, half-interested "I'm just a girl."

Daughtry brings it and shows why winning it all isn't as important as building a fan base.

The results are in, and.....

It's a sausage party. Allison's hitting the road. Off to obscurity.

I heard she's already got a gig, from this dude.

It does look like Jenna Maroney has competition to play the lead in Sing Them Blues, White Girl: The Jackie Jormp-Jomp Story.